If you are looking for me, don't bother.
If you wan't to meet someone truly interesting,
creative and fun, don't continue reading this.
Forget it, go away. Get out while you are still
in one piece. Save yourself !
There has to be someone interesting at the clubs.
Or maybe you could go to a seminar. You could
learn a new language. Make friends with a mongolian.
You are not getting any younger.
What happens here first is going to piss you off.
After that it just gets worse and worse.
What you are getting here is a stupid outline about
nobody you'd ever wan't to meet. A true Bio of a
stupid 36 year old who refuses to "grow up". Picture
this icky little shit who is too crazy to be around your
"normal friends". Too outrageous , too mysterious -
just too much. His favorite music is the Animal House
soundtrack. His favorite food is anything hot and spicy.
If he is not sweating and his nose is not running ,
it is not hot enough.
On any given day you will find him traveling to
exotic places , exploring the underwater wilderness or
creating trouble just to amuse himself.
You can't save him. You can't even help him.
This little brat continuously seeks challenges and excitement.
He is rarely satisfied. He won't settle for average. He won't even
settle for normal.
So again, if you are looking for me, Don't !
I'am not somebody brave, kind and dedicated. I'am not someone
you are going to want your parents to meet.
If however, you are looking for some fun, and you think you
can take on a major challenge & if you are not afraid to meet a Freak.
Contact me !
